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goon

Noun. A man or woman who lives under the slide at your local park. They typically eat squirrel meat and trash. They enjoy snorting coke, smoking crack, and occasionally drop acid.
Mom: "You stay away from that crazy goon at the park, honey"
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."
by Shmuzzle 1 November 18, 2013
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Goon

A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.
by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023
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Bagoon-Goon

whatchu on g?...im bagoon-gooning.
by Bones...X-man October 27, 2008
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Mad goofy💀

Mad goofy💀 is a phrase to use when someone online is being mad goofy. It is mostly commented on cringey, weird or bad posts. The use of the skull emoji is to represent the commenters reaction to seeing a goofy post.
*sees goofy video* xx_dark_lord_xx commented: mad goofy💀

Friend 1:bro that video you sent me was mad goofy💀 friend 2: yeah fr💀
by Xx_dark_lord_xX April 18, 2022
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goon

A hockey player who's job is to hurt people. Also, some goons protect the best player on a team from the goons on other teams.
Wayne Gretzky never skated without his goon, Marty McSorley.
by AldoPignotti November 14, 2006
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goon city

goon city home of the real goons..way before dat rapper plies...W$B GOON$
by hollow tip February 16, 2009
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Goonami

"Wow! He be like up-in-evybody-face so mean and like a goonami gon-wild!"
by Donna Jean Miller February 18, 2005
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