Gatortop

Noun: A mix drink created by drinking a bottle of gatoraide down to the bubble and then refilling with alcohol, generally vodka.

Verb: The act of drinking a bottle of gatorade that has been turned into the sports drink alcoholic mixture

We had to pre game that baseball game while on the go, so we grabbed a handle and made some gatortops.

All of us should gatortop the wedding, so we get nice and loaded.

by Shermsky January 11, 2012

Goat Cleaner

A person who thinks they are king shit but in all reality, will just end up cleaning goats in nigeria for pennies a day.

Wow he is such a fucking goat cleaner!

by tm1234567 September 26, 2012

goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014

goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

goat-entine's day

a more awesome made-up holiday (in replacement of Valentine's Day) that celebrates the love of goats.

We celebrated goat-entine's day by eating goat cheese, watching funny goat videos and eating at goat-fil-a. It's the most baaaadass holiday.

by millerthyme February 14, 2015

Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 22, 2015