girlfriend

A homie you can kiss.

I luv my girlfriend

by TLOL16 January 8, 2022

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Jacobs girlfriend

Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

National Girlfriend Day

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 11 of every year. Make your lady happy !

I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.

by 4k tray bitch October 3, 2021

National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.

Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

by Ptr094 September 24, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you don't have

Do you have a girlfriend?
No, becuase I'm on UrbanDictionary

by dominoguy11 February 8, 2021

Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014