shit-fucker

1. some asshole who pisses you off

2. a man who puts his penis in the asshole of a woman who is recently returned from the bathroom

1. that shit-fucker just keyed my car

2. my husband is a shit-fucker

by AMIRacle September 30, 2007

fucked yo bitch

When someone has sex with anothers partner and says it to them.

"i fucked yo bitch"
"i fucked yo cow"

"aight then"

by SwagYoloNahBoi January 19, 2016

chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008

fossil fucker

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

Turtle Fucker

n. A poorly functioning computer

Person 1: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2: No. My computer is being a turtle fucker.

by Cookies for Pilgrims May 9, 2009

nipple fucker

A man who sticks his dick into a girls nipple

That kid from Santa Rosa is great nipple fucker!

by 12logan121 January 21, 2010

Christ fucker

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.

That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.

by Shming80 January 24, 2011