Friend Zone

When somebody is intent upon making someone else their friend, but that person wants absolutely nothing to do with the first person. The Person being harassed with the attempt at Friendship has been placed in the Friend Zone.

Squidward was placed in the Friend Zone by Spongebob.

by eighthdoctor April 26, 2014

friend zone howler

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".

Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.

by Tenkaiechi March 28, 2015

friend zone cuddle

When you are cuddling with someone and the other person just thinks of it as a friend thing but really the persons has no were else to sit/sleep

Ya me and Kate were totally snugging last night, bro I'm pretty sure it was just a friend zone cuddle.

by Tittsinurface99 April 25, 2016

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

friend cuddling

Cuddling between two "just friends". They can be male or female, but if one is male and one is female, the guy usually wants to bone.

"I couldn't smash Bethany last night, so I had to settle for friend cuddling" ):

by Dippy Power July 1, 2017

Friend (brody's definiton)

somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them in an endless cycle

Friend: somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them Friend (brody's definiton)

by PepegaClapOmegalul March 22, 2020

friend of bob

The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.

I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004