sissy foot

Someone who slacks on their workouts.

He sissy footed his weights.

by Hexferry February 23, 2018

Australian Foot Stool

The act or method of having one leg propped on a platform or tall stool and aggressively whipping your ass in the reverse direction towards your cock and balls or clam trap. Truelly a specialty maneuver for the smaller individual.

Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.

by Snoone March 23, 2018

aw foot

Equivalent to “aw crap”. Used when you’re mad at yourself.

“Aw foot! I broke that dish!”

“Aw foot! I left my phone at home!”

by cuntrycornbreadgurl September 21, 2019

3 foot ladder

Someone getting on their high horse

Oh honey I only have a 3 foot ladder I can’t reach your high horse today

by T/Roy April 30, 2020

Cuban Foot Crisis

The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.

My girlfriend looked at me shocked and confused when I asked for a Cuban Foot Crisis.

by AnonymousV800 July 11, 2020

My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay

God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are

by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021

slag foot

When you’ve been dancing all night and your feet are absolutely burning. It’s like you’ve had so much fun all night that your dealing with the punishment the next morning .

Ahh mate, all that dancing has given me slag foot.

by Covertskyfly July 16, 2021