Fortnite

A shit fucking game for shit cunts

Person 1: hey man wanna play fortnite?
Person 2: no thanks I’m already a faggot

by Gilbert/Gibalert May 10, 2018

Fortnite

A popular game that hurts me to watch more than when my ex wife left and took the kids.

Dammit Samantha.

Fortnite took the world by STORM.
hehe

by Oceanlerman December 17, 2018

Fortnite

This is a modern game, released in 2017, which is the most popular game of the year. Many people say it is dead, but so many streamers like Tfue and Ninja are making millions from playing this game. So many trash kids in schools play it and are fucking shit, but many people sweat off of it.

"Aye, bruh, wanna play Fortnite?"
"Nah, man, iss traaaash..."
"Fuck you, man. Aight, stay cool"

by apexLegendsIsTraaaaaaaash March 12, 2019

Fortnite

The game squeakers and losers play now at days. Usually played by skids or 12 year olds. The most overrated battle royale that copies every game. For example multiple skins are copied from game designs like Liberty Prime from Fallout 3 was copied into a robot in-game. Commonly Fortnite has no such good ideas and usually rips off of other genius games that actually made fucking sense. Usually dumbass kids do stupid ass dances trying to look cool but, it makes them look like a dumbass.

Friend: I'm playing fortnite.
Me: Get off that game its so bad the Prime Minister of ENGLAND said its ruining lives.

by TexasRed May 29, 2019

Fortnite

A shitty game full of the most toxic players.

Friend: Why is that kid so toxic
Me: He probably played Fortnite all night

by Nyeegabap17 November 8, 2019

Fortnite

A thing that my freinds will not shut up. Like I think it's an addictive game to them. I don't even play fortnite so don't ask me about fortnite.

Alex: HEY! Did ya know that i got the zebra skin on Fortnite?
Ian: OMG YOU DID? WE NEED A FULL-SCALE PARTY! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by CatMan3 February 26, 2021

Fortnite

Fortnite is a PC, console and mobile game by Epic Games. Meant for a 'wide variety' of ages, anyone from 5 to around 60* can play Fortnite. Can cause extreame rage if unchecked. Can cause their parents' credit cards to die from spending it all on

*probably

9-year-old: Hey Mom, I need your credit card!
Parent: What for?
9-year-old: V-Bucks so I can win the Number One Victory Battle Royale, and help John Wick!!
Parent: In what??
9-year-old: Omg you don't know what- *Deep, agitated sigh, fingers pinching bridge of nose*... you don't know what Fortnite is?!
Parent: No, why would I know or care what this 'Fortnite' is?

by Sumfuko January 22, 2019