Stinky Finger

A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha

Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)

by Can't afford a Caddy January 11, 2005

finger poppin

When a female or a male puts their finger a female's vigina and procede to move it up and down.

I'm totally getting horny right now, but i don't have a guy. Oh i'll finger pop my self.

by D.A May 15, 2005

2 girls 1 finger

Worse than 2 girls 1 cup, goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse...but it does.

Dude 1: 2 girls 1 finger is way more fucked up than 2girls1cup.

Dude 2: Yeh, I heard it killed the same grandma from the grandma reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup when she saw it.

by Fatty1234567 January 1, 2008

zombie fingered

When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom promptly finds your asshole and fingers it twice until you die.

Bullfrog: damn it Gerbil, I was reviving Goat. You let me get zombie fingered.

Gerbil: lol

by AKBullfrog April 19, 2009

finger slam

when someone fingers a mans pee hole.

"I heard that adam crisp paid charlie joseph to finger slam him."

by MARV AND BRIAN June 23, 2009

five finger discount

free. stolen. pinched.

"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"

by D-Bizz January 10, 2007

Four Finger Spread

The act in which you take the first two fingers of each hand to spread your partner's pussy so that you can fit your head inside. shaving your head and baby oil may be a good precaution in order to avoid suffocation.

"Dude i just pulled a four finger spread last night and almost got stuck, Mary has a real tight pussy"

by GMILF November 6, 2009