flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

flaming bugle horn

the act of lighting your partners genitalia on fire and proceeding to fuck it vigorously. You must finish on your partners face to simulate the sensation of s fire extinguisher.

Did you hear that jerry did the flaming bugle horn with kathren yesterday.

by Ryalize June 8, 2016

flaming jack

The act of placing a car jack into the female vagina and extending it fully. Once fully extended motor oil is poured over the female body and lit on fire.

Jackson: Dude help me hide my girlfriends body the Flaming Jack went wrong

by ForeverFZkh96 May 11, 2016

Framing

When your video games drop in Fps

Man im framing so bad right now, need to stop playing these hard to run games.

by League of longtime August 26, 2016

flaming zeus

You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"

I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think

by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016

flaming carl

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

by shmurp January 30, 2017

flaming dick

Another word for chlamydia.

Boy 1: I should never have hooked up with that chick last night!
Boy 2: Why's that?

Boy 1: I 've got a flaming dick

by The Naked Feet March 15, 2017