The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.

Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.

by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011

Facebook Pussies

People with a Facebook account that delete friends because they are too much of a pussy to handle other people's opinions.

John deleted me after I commented on his status. Who does that? Oh yeah, facebook pussies.

by queestunombre November 12, 2009

facebook

An annoying website that emails that blah has added the blah appilcation. The applications are hard to add/remove. Juat another myspace/bebo

EMAIL: you have just recived new email!
YOU: oh yay maybe it's my sick sister
EMAIL: facebook- blah has added the blah application to their profile!
YOU: wow, i really don't care

by username___ June 13, 2008

Facebook Friendly

When you don't actually know someone, you're just friends with them on facebook. Or when you have only talked to the person on facebook.

This also can create awkward situations with the person when you do meet them in person.

"OMG you know Josh!?!"

"No, we are just facebook friendly"
or "YES we have become pretty facebook friendly!!"

by lOvIng_LiFe<3 August 27, 2009

Facebook Fever

When you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter.

Dude, i thought we were working on the assignment?

Sorry bro, i've just got facebook fever...

by this_chick January 5, 2011

FaceBook safety

Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.

John's Status: "Men make me happy!"

John's friend: "Ahhhahaha John didn't call FaceBook safety!"

by mattyp1108 May 13, 2011

fabolous

child of the ghetto doing his thing right....

Ghetto Fab....stroll thru Cheetahs.

by pinkachu January 10, 2005