Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 09, 2019

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 20, 2019

Evan

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.

Look at Evan over there.

by lfp3 February 15, 2022

Evan

A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic

Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan

by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017

Evan

Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes

Evan is a literal God

by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021

Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 24, 2022

Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 23, 2019