Dylan’s Team

Refers to someone who is really shitty at something, usually sports or fantasy football.

“Who do you play this week?” “I’m playing a total Dylan’s team bro lmao, easy W.”

by gg 3-0 September 24, 2018

Dylan Patterson

A Dick

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!

by ScotchTapeBones April 22, 2019

Dylans birthday

Dylans birthday happens every December 31

It’s Dylans birthday on December 31!

by Dylans birthday October 05, 2020

dylan and jill

the perfect couple and can never be broken apart. even if they break up and find a new romance they always find a way back to each other. Dylan and Jill have a special connect that can never be broken. they will one day get married and have 3 kids together. Dylan has a deep adorable voice that Jill craves and Jill is a beautiful mystery that only Dylan has solved. Dylan and Jill are perfect for each other <3

person #1 : Dylan and Jill are a cute couple.
person #2 : I wish I had a romance like Dylan and Jill

by Dylans cute voice May 15, 2020

dylan’s pp

the smallest shit i ever seen in my fucking life i can’t even feel that shit i just tickles my buthole

dylan’s pp shorter than ya moms

by Neck hhfbkfbirjoñfghjkłpòi June 03, 2020

Dylan Maslon

An internet celebrity who is famous for having his gamertag reported and changing it to Barrett9001cal, in attempt to outdo Barrett9000cal, a famous Bad Company 2 player.

Dylan Maslon is such a noob

by TrevorOwnsBC2 June 14, 2010

Dylan L

Dylan is a big guy how plays football and has gangbangs with his friends

Dylan L will fuck you

by a_random_guy1911 October 20, 2020