strawberry dress

ERET LOOKS AMAZING IN THE STRAWBERRY DRESS HONEY HE IS THE STRAWBERRY DRESS NO ONE LOOKS BETTER IN IT.

some random person : I look amazing in this strawberry dress

me: OH HONEY NO ERET OWNS THE STRAWBERRY DRESS SIS TAKE THAT OFF YOU LOOK HORRIBLE no offense :)

by simplolsmh February 13, 2021

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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa

by datboi101lol March 8, 2021

Fully dressed

Something you are not without a smile

Because you're never fully dressed without a smile

by Bekah_O'Brien-Malfoy March 9, 2021

why does it matter

If someone say this too you it means there a little pussy bitch and Probaly can’t graduate highschool.

Why r u so mean - kylie
“Why does it matter”- brandon

by Scubbajonez April 14, 2022

gentleman's dress sock

a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.

Buffy: Charles, this has been an incredible dinner. Perhaps a nightcap at my place should you have a gentleman's dress sock

by pinotara June 28, 2009

to pull a dressguard

Stop trading for any reason in the stock market.

# Dressguard Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

…to pull a dressguard

Hey guys, what does that mean???
# K Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

remember you said you stopped trading a few months ago? :P

by dressguard September 19, 2009

this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.

A happy shrugging emoji that is often used by memers

Person 1: oh no not that thing that does the thing.
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: why you gotta be that way.
Person 2:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.)

by Caperclop March 14, 2016