do the crime

To have sex. Can't have a much more simple definition than that. The place where you have sex is often referred to as the scene of the crime.

I would like nothing less than to do the crime with Carmen Electra.
Doesn't really matter where.

by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

Doing an Alan

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.

He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.

by pula November 4, 2004

Reubie-Do

a whimsical young man who is able to unleash sexually inappropriate behavior in sexual closed off women.....

Man A : Can you believe she let him ram that tube in her ass in the middle of the airport..
Woman A: It's okay.... He's Reubie-Do...

by Jiglett September 3, 2009

Do the dodo

To kill something in hope of making it extinct. Usually flies, mosquitos and/or ants.
Not to be confused with the expression to "do" someone. The expression "Do the dodo" has nothing to do with bestialty. To "go the way of the dodo" has nothing to do with this expression.

"Oh God I hate mosquitos, they're everywhere."
"Well I guess you have to do the dodo to get rid of 'em"

by Deep_Thought January 17, 2010

Doing a jonny

Overestimating your ability to drink to the extent that the rest of your night is spent learning that you missed your limit considerably.

Did you see the state of the mens jacks at Kealan's?
Ya looks like someone was Doing a jonny..

Do you guys have enough buckets for if someone ends up.. you know... Doing a jonny?

by MikeS55 June 17, 2012

doing a gaga

the act of taking a few years off of ones real age and trying to pass as younger than you are. named in honour of '23 year old' pop star lady gaga.

she's so doing a gaga, she says she's 30 but she's at least 40.

by lynzac April 18, 2009

wuddup do?

Greeting used by urban detroiters
holla

wuddup do? my dude. what's crackalackin?

by yo I ain't got no name I'm just from the 313 beotch!! February 8, 2004