Discount Double Snatch

Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".

Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?

Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.

Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.

Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.

Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.

by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012

Discord Mod

A virgin male behemoth that sits in his mom's basement all day and never goes outside while simping for vtubers and anime girls. These creatures also ban people who put memes in #general. They also like to prey on 13-year-old girls just like their role model, Eat Dat Prison Food 445.

Discord Mod: Please keep the memes out of #general
Person: Shut the fuck up you fucking behemoth. Go touch some grass.

Discord Mod: Is that mod disrespect? !ban@Person staff disrespect.

by VezinaIgor31 August 11, 2022

Jailbreak Discord

full of drama and circle jerks

Man1: "Hey man are you in the Jailbreak Discord"

Man2: "hell no man last time i joined that i lost braincells"

by i_pp_my_pants February 17, 2019

discombobulated melancholy

A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.

Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.

Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"

Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."

by St.Louis April 22, 2010

discord kitten

a discord kitten is a person who will meow meow for nitro

dream is quackitys discord kitten he is such a little meow meow

quackity likes to collect discord kittens.

by dreamisawoofwoof April 27, 2021

5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006

discombobalated

The affected mental state that may arise after drinking a drink containing boba. Very similar to discombobulation except in this case brought on by ingesting boba.

Holy crap I just ran that red light, I'm all discombobalated!

by ericandstuff April 13, 2008