Corporate Dump

Taking a dump that last so long it's like your holding a meeting.

Man Jimmy has been in there for an hour!!! I think he's taking a corporate dump...

by MimicZ December 16, 2010

Runner's Dump

The sensation an individual feels after going for a distance run (7+ miles); usually consists of anything you have eaten but not passed since your previous runner's dump - most relieving feeling next to ejaculation.

Described as "nastay!"

Blaine: Dude, I just went for a 9 mile run!

Court: That must have been nice.

Blaine: Yeah, but my Runner's Dump after felt so much better! I finally got that cabbage out.

Court: You haven't had cabbage in a month...

Blaine: I know

by Bored Jedi June 1, 2011

faggy dump

A delicate or pretty bowel movement, often left in public or in a secret place in a friend's home.

"How was dinner last night with the Johnsons?"

"It was going great until Bob left a faggy dump in our closet."

by Bloke G October 14, 2009

Dump Inquisition

1. (Noun)
A dump so icredible that it becomes a historical controversy, and causes a group of people to burn a young girl at the stake

1. "They killed the girl down my street because of the fucking dump inquisition I had the other day."

by AmazinglySexy December 6, 2006

Humpty Dump

A non-committal, yet derogatory name for any particular ethnic group or person of that group who happens to be standing within earshot.

"Whenever a Humpty Dump pays by credit card, it usually turns out to be stolen.

by Deborah Robins June 23, 2006

Dump and Run

A Dump and Run is an act where a man, pulls out (from the anus, and or vagina) with his penis partway through intercourse on the night he plans to end a relationship. At this point he should have a doozer, also known as a load of poop, ready to exit his rectum. He then pushes her down, poops on her chest, backhands the girl, and runs out her front door streaking, laughing hysterically.

Also, see Pump and Run

Man, that damn girl annoyed me so I gave her a dump and run; I can go to the party this weekend now.

by Brenden/Reed June 16, 2004

dump trauma

Often accompanied by dizzy spells and cold sweats it is the feeling of separation anxiety after a very large movement. Caution: Dump trauma is a serious condition. You should allow 30 min. for recovery before driving or operating heavy machinery.

I'm sorry, Todd won't be able to come to the phone right now on account of his dump trauma.

by Balls_Marie December 12, 2010