urban dictionary

a place where sad, lonely ass motherfuckers like myself go and make up shitty ass definitions on themselves to look cool

" Do you know that website Urban Dictionary ?"

"Yeah , where those sad, lonely ass motherfuckers go and make up shit about themselves."

by AnonCunt July 3, 2014

Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

urban dictionary

your on here right now

urban dictionary is cool

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

urban dictionaried

When an ordinary word is defined in urban dictionary completely differently than in an average dictionary (usually is highly sexualized)

My innocence was destroyed because of the urban dictionaried definition of the word 'eggplant'

by boi_in_a_band December 12, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The worst dictionary ever that talks about nothing a person with common sense can understand at all.

Eww, what brand of dictionary is this? Oh, this is urban dictionary!

by UR BAN DIC TION ARY November 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary

this website

Oh fuck, not Urban Dictionary.

by TyBoy158 November 9, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Some fake dictionary that calls everyone hot, or everyone ugly. None of this stuff is real, so dont get your hopes up when you look up your name and it says you get pussy.

Urban Dictionary is gay

by Tiki boy July 13, 2017