Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

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Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.

I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".

by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024

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Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024

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Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

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Great Q Coup

The decades long takeover of institutions, governments, companies, and groups by gay individuals. They achieved this by using diversionary tactics like war and divisive and extreme positions to distract people away from their queer nature.

The Great Q Coup is perhaps humanity's biggest mistake. They gave us war to kill mainly straight men, abortion to keep straight men from moving on, and the MeToo Movement to vilify straight men by making the conversation about extreme examples. The Great Q Coup has been an absolutely evil disaster.

by Publius0987 April 9, 2025

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