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Canfield High School

A highschool in Canfield Ohio populated by mop headed athletes. This school specializes in producing pussies that live off of their mommy and daddies paychecks. Students at this school often drive $80,000k cars that was bought with daddies money. Canfield High School students often have very high egos and will put down anyone that is not as rich, popular or "successful" as them.
"Have you seen my new BMW it was like $90,000", "OMG, yea when are you going to bring it to Canfield High School?"
by Mr Flood January 17, 2023
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coffin car

The last car a person will ever own
Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!
by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023
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Condi

The most perfect person i know, i love them so much.
hey you know Condi? yeah i love them so much i want to marry them
by hihixen April 9, 2023
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Coffin

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party
by Tronamious May 12, 2023
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Coffin

1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
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Canfield Presbyterian Church

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!
by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023
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Comfi

1. Noun, a Canadian streamer under the title of Comfi from PotOfGold_Productions. He tends to be an absolute idiot but also he's a streamer, what else is new.

2. Adjective, a way of describing yourself and the usage of the I at the end of the word shows that you truly would not like to move at the moment. Your just being comfi.
1.
Person1: yo did you catch the latest PotOfGold_Productions stream?
Person2: Yeah, Comfi accidentally blew himself up twice in Valorant, fucking idiot.

2. Person1: yo bro, wanna do something tonight?
Person2: nah, I just got in my bed and I'm all comfi.
by Cicccirle June 15, 2023
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