cold pocket

1) something that is weak or uncool

2) an impetent penis

dude that chick stripped for him and he still had a cold pocket...

man that new song is so cold pocket

by arty ziff July 18, 2005

cold face

it can mean a person is really fugly or really hot, depending on the person.

Guy 1: "Dude, Gabby asked me out. What should I do?"
Guy 2: "Say fuck no, man! She's a cold face!"

by ZVW-Jen January 31, 2010

Cold Shadow

Supreme douchebag of douchebagginess. Wishes he was as cool as the people he tries to make fun of.

you: Dude, you're such a Cold Shadow.

other guy: Ohh shit, son! I'm gonna commit suicide now.

by You know it, CS December 31, 2003

cold war shot

a cold war shot is a shot made by a sniper over a great distance, usually over one mile.

Did you hear about that one guy who made that 2000 yard shot?

Thats a hell of a cold war shot man.

by RadicalApex October 16, 2008

Cold Elmo

verb - that art of freezing a piece of feces and then a woman uses it as a dildo

WOW!!! Did you see that girl and her cold elmo!!!

by K Train66 February 8, 2007

cold snap

When a woman uses multiple ice cubes or cold objects in the act of fellatio, and proceeds to get her tongue stuck to the phallus. When ripping her tongue away, undesired skin comes with it.

Erica and I tried something new in bed last night and all I got was this cold snap!

by gurnyhwurny March 23, 2009

Cold Sandwich

The act of giving a handjob or masturbating with a cold sandwich enveloping the penis. The sandwich can have whatever ingredients the receiver pleases.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an epic cold sandwich last night!"

"I tried whacking off with a tuna cold sandwich last night, but it just made me smell like a vagina."

by Diego Rivera December 18, 2008