When someone chews Coffee beans so that they get all the caffeine in them and washes it down with Mountain Dew, Redbull, Monster or any high in caffeine energy drink for maximum caffeine power.
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A girl with dark stains on the sides of her pussy. It has the appearance that she has coffee stains between her legs. The discoloration is enough to scare even the horniest of men.
That chick has a bad case of coffee crotch!
Joe: What is that ugly stain on the sides of her pussy?
Sam: Oh, she has a bad case of Coffee Crotch!
Joe: What is that ugly stain on the sides of her pussy?
Sam: Oh, she has a bad case of Coffee Crotch!
by 61063 February 20, 2011
Get the Coffee Crotch mug.When you or your partner poops into a coffee grinder, then mixes the resulting slurry with breast milk and mountain dew then throws it out because seriously that's disgusting why are you even reading this.
(A man has stopped by a diner to take a break from his long country drive.)
Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.
Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.
Man: How so?
Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.
Man: Sounds good. How much is that?
Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.
Man: That much?!
Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.
Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.
Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.
Man: How so?
Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.
Man: Sounds good. How much is that?
Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.
Man: That much?!
Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.
by Trolling throwaway123454321 June 30, 2011
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Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.
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Get the Coffee mug.A British swear word that means fuck off. for example the referees in world cup were told to learn the new British swear words. When you say have a cup of coffee it means fuck off.
Wayne: Say have a cup of coffee loud as if you are angry.
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********
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