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Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.
"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
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unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.
At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.
by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018
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Sister Christian

A disabled individual who utilizes a motorized scooter or motorized wheelchair to get around, thereby 'motoring'.
Individual 1: Check out that Sister Christian rolling out of the Walmart on his little rascal.
Individual 2: Yeah, he's motorin'.
by ThatFuckinGuy257 October 22, 2023
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Christian effect

Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.
by H00DIE-_-Sol September 22, 2019
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Christian Rock

Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.
Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?
by b4urn April 4, 2020
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Lewis Christian

by fjafljjkdjflksjfwiejfijewdaifh January 21, 2020
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christian skaf

Total savage who is both good with chicks and the drums
Dude, wish I was a god like Christian Skaf.
by Robert Esquivelle August 24, 2017
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