Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.
man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.
by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005
Get the Chinese Love Beads mug.When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)
Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
by THEREV44 February 4, 2010
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A name used for a run-down and/or sketchy shop or store that is run by someone who is Chinese. It is usually a convenience store, small neighborhood grocer or a wig shop.
by baobao69 June 9, 2010
Get the chink store mug.Emo chicks are so individual they all look alike. Feathered hair, and hare-brained, they say they don't follow the crowd, apart from the hundreds of thousands of other Emo's. Not to be confused with Elmo, who is actually lovable and is certainly individual. Emo's are so diverse they actually all like the same dull music. Most Emo's don't know who Dimebag Darrell was, but can name 20 mundane, talentless fucktards who pretend to play guitar.
A typical day for Emo Chicks...
Emo: " Oh my God, your like so Individual!"
Emo 2 : " OMG, like, so are you!"
Emo: " Let's all go see Death Cab for Cutie with the 10,000 other individuals who are there to watch bands that can barely string a guitar!"
Emo 2 : " Cool, and we can watch Johnny and Bobby suck each other off after with a bottle of cider!"
Emo: " Sweet!"
Emo: " Oh my God, your like so Individual!"
Emo 2 : " OMG, like, so are you!"
Emo: " Let's all go see Death Cab for Cutie with the 10,000 other individuals who are there to watch bands that can barely string a guitar!"
Emo 2 : " Cool, and we can watch Johnny and Bobby suck each other off after with a bottle of cider!"
Emo: " Sweet!"
by Dream Theater rule! August 9, 2009
Get the Emo Chicks mug.When two uncircumcised men are snoodling and the one with the girthier penis pulls back his foreskin, exposing the head, then the skinnier penis wraps his foreskin around the head of the larger, followed by the larger wrapping it's foreskin over the skinnier penis's foreskin.
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.
Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.
Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"
by Jeets February 14, 2014
Get the Chinese Finger Trap mug.She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.
by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007
Get the Chinese Burn mug.chinese police officer who constantly pulls over people he suspects of being gay, he proceeds to strip into a thong and dances then writes them a ticket for speeding, the victim is afraid to speak up because the police officers cousin runs the laundrymat down the street that will do clothes for ten cents a pop and hookers hang around a lot.
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
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