Cancer

A Cancer is a sensitive, sweet, mean, fun to be around, and apretty, beautiful person.

Girl 1: "You act like a Cancer!"
Girl 2: "That's because I AM!"

by misaiii January 6, 2020

Cancer

Cancer is the people that use mei on overwatch

Person 1: hey wanna play overwatch
Person 2: Sure if you don't use mei
Person 1: awwwwe, why she is the best character.
Person 2: Mei is cancer, seriously

by Corrupt Albino November 29, 2016

Cancer

Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is cancer

by Shdudbdhdhdbhddj February 28, 2018

Cancer

A ugly ass Social Media group called Team 10 year olds (except Alex Lange and Tessa Brooks) and especially Snake Paul and Snerika Costell or Snerika Hoestell or Snerihoe Cocksucker or even Snake Bitch (Snakerika).

#fuckteam10 #logang4life #logangatthetop #cloutgang4life #cloutgangatthetop #ksi4life #ksiatthetop #ksiwilldestroyjoeweller

Me:Bob why do you have cancer?
Bob:I watched Jake Paul -Jerika ft.Erika Costell & Uncle Kade.
Me:Danny why are you there too?
Danny:I watched Erika Costell - There For You.
Me:Kav why tf are you there too?
Kav:I watched both Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro ft.Team 10 and Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro (Remix) feat.Gucci Mane.
Me:Jesze,Axel,Petra,Rueben,Patrick and Kevin how did you survive poison?
Axel:I watched Logan Paul - The Fall of Jake Paul ,Outta My Hair,No Handlebars and Logan Paul - Help Me Help You ft.Shay Mitchell & Why Don't We.
Kevin:I watched RiceGum - God Church.
Patrick:I watched KSI - Earthquake ft.RiceGum.
Jesze:I watched RiceGum - I Didn't Hit

Her.
Petra:I watched RiceGum - Frick Da Police and AznRomeo - Phuc the Poheece.
Reuben:I watched RiceGum - Its Everynight Sis ft.Alissa Violet.
Me:Ohhh...well I fell bad for Bob,Danny and Kev and I'm happy you survived Jesze,Axel,Petra,Reuben,Patrick and Kevin.

by GucciGobz November 30, 2017

Cat The Cancer

Thou one whom all shall soon know...

Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer

by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025

Cancer

The one thing that could kill TechnoBlade but lost in a tie.

DreamStan:how did your favorite YouTuber die?
SanePerson: The king died in a tie with Cancer.

by PuppyEpic July 13, 2022

bicep cancer

The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.

Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."

by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022