Cottonshroom

a exploding shit

Person 1: I'm gonna plant a cottonshroom on that house over there
Person 2: I hope you die in a car crash

by Yesest Yes Enthusiast September 23, 2025

Peter Cottontail

The act of inhailing a fart cloud of cocaine from a woman's ass.

I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.

by Peter Cotton Tail26 March 15, 2017

The Daytona Cottonmouth

When friend A passes out drunk with their mouth open, friend B deposits semen in the open mouth of friend A. Friend A wakes the following morning and notices a cottony-textured subtance in his/her oral cavity.

After a long night of drinking, Fred passed out on the sofa. Russ had the urge to pleasure himself. Upon culminating to a gooey finish, Russ deposited his filth paste in Fred's mouth, giving him The Daytona Cottonmouth.

by achtunsechzig August 8, 2009

copton

A neighborhood in which a larger amount of cops live.

Dude, don't sell your shit in Copton unless you want to get arrested.

by the fuzz, the 50 July 20, 2008

colton wingard

man whos mom is a whore.

that is a colton wingard mom right there

by sam wallis\ October 18, 2008

ColtonRodgersism

To take everything to its most extreme literal meaning.

If you have a handful of people, you only have one because you can't fit anymore than that in your hand - ColtonRodgersism

by The Brodingnagian Man December 17, 2008

Colton Mancheski

He's an amazing boyfriend. Colton Mancheski is the love of my life, best friend, soul mate, my whole world, my everything. He's very honest, respectful, loving, caring, and an amazing person inside and out. He means more to me then anything on this earth. He's the type of boy that will melt your heart :) He's very hard-working and determined in everything he does. Watch out he might make you fall in love with him :) He's the only boy in this world for me. And I'm so lucky and blessed to have him in my life. No matter what we go through together, I will always be right by his side through thick and thin. He's my Colty Bear, noodles to my macoroni and cheese, dull light bulb, the love of my life, and my hero. He will always be the boy who steals my heart over and over again.

Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.

by Kaywa May 11, 2012