The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

Lachlan cook is the most hottest guy in his whole school and he has the most beautiful girlfriend. his eyes are so mesmerising thing you will ever see and you will catch yourself getting lost in them. His smile will always brighten up your day and if you are friends with him consider yourself lucky.
by jtdghcvgbhdsdfyhgfdx June 7, 2023

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.
by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.
by I create a whole new wave August 28, 2017

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.
Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10
2- COOK TIIIIME
Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10
2- COOK TIIIIME
Cook timeee
by GueellBoy March 5, 2019

A show that takes place in a cafe that they claim is the best cafe in the world but it's not.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
They get one customer per day and has shortages on ingredients all of the time. The "cooks" are unable to memorise simple recipes, so they need a cookbook for recipes that children could make.
Small has magical powers, rides on a spoon to get the ingredients but when he comes back, he doesn't have them, but gets them via magic, making the journey a waste of time, only for educational purposes.
Ben needs motivation from a story before preparing, and often makes unnecessary amounts of spillage, wasting more time and ingredients. No wonder do they have to clean the kitchen after EVERY single order, and explains the lack of ingredients.
Also, they don't even let the customers order themselves.
by Deadboydoor517 August 19, 2021
