The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019
Get the California Clit Crunchermug. “I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”
“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”
“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”
by MikeWaz0wski June 6, 2023
Get the Purple clitmug. The clitoris is the pleasure centre of the vulva. It doesn't have a central role in reproduction like the penis or vagina — it's pretty much just there to make you feel good! The clitoris is right under the point where the inner labia meet and form a little hood (known as the clitoral hood, in fact).
"He rubbed his finger along her wet and juicy clit before clicking it up and down making her squirt everywhere."
by macaroni.in.a.pot_wapp October 7, 2020
Get the Clitmug. by anonymous May 3, 2025
Get the Clit Rollermug. An aura enveloping a woman’s clitoris when satisfactorily aroused. Symptoms include but are not limited to small pink and blue clouds covered in sprinkles surrounding a blissfully swollen clitoris.
by PrincessSprinkle777 January 6, 2024
Get the Clit Cloudmug. by Scimitar May 25, 2022
Get the clit biscuitmug. Abbreviation of clitoris.
To be honest, the best thing ever.
A small bump at the top of a woman’s sexual organ area, which when stimulated correctly, feels like nothing else matters.
The extreme amount of pleasure it gives can leave you feeling dizzy, about to pass out, sick, or… amazing.
At the times when im under tremendous amounts of stress, it works like better than a charm.
To be honest, the best thing ever.
A small bump at the top of a woman’s sexual organ area, which when stimulated correctly, feels like nothing else matters.
The extreme amount of pleasure it gives can leave you feeling dizzy, about to pass out, sick, or… amazing.
At the times when im under tremendous amounts of stress, it works like better than a charm.
“I licked her clit.”
by erikneese May 17, 2022
Get the clitmug.