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Sister Christian

A disabled individual who utilizes a motorized scooter or motorized wheelchair to get around, thereby 'motoring'.
Individual 1: Check out that Sister Christian rolling out of the Walmart on his little rascal.
Individual 2: Yeah, he's motorin'.
by ThatFuckinGuy257 October 22, 2023
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Satan Was A Christian

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
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Christian Harassment

1. A persistent and aggressive form of demanding that another join the Christian faith.

2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion

3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.

4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.

5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.

6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.

7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
These people won't stop with their Christian harassment, they even come knocking on my door to "tell me the good news of the lord"
by Sith-Mother Stefani May 2, 2023
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Sophie & Christian

The best couple that will ever be known!
“Hey have you heard about Sophie & Christian?”

“Yes! They are so perfect for each other
by Chrwis October 1, 2023
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Nathanael Christian

A strong, will powered person who is super smart. Nathanael are funny and sometimes self reserved, but never fail to stay loyal and will always have your back.
by Irenewirawan November 22, 2021
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Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.
"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
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Lewis Christian

by fjafljjkdjflksjfwiejfijewdaifh January 21, 2020
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