Person A: YOO did you see what Drippy Christian posted on instagram yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?
Person B: Yeah, the mid-wank one?
by EvALev May 6, 2021
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"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
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Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked
Christian is such a bully
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked
Christian is such a bully
by Godly Bottle of Urine July 29, 2019
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