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Chris Martin

Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).

Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.

Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.
Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.
by Geoff L. August 31, 2005
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Chris Brown

A form fitting white ribbed sleeveless tank top, often worn by men while working out, lifting weights, or in other instances deemed appropriate for showing off their guns.
John wore a Chris Brown to the gym, hoping that the ladies would notice his muscular arms.
by alternativedrink September 13, 2009
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Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.
Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.
by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008
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Chris Petrikis

A man with a 5 inch penis who loves anal sex and giving blumpkins to random people in restrooms.
I saw Chris Petrikis in the bathroom at that restaurant and I knew what he was there for.
by Gabloomy October 3, 2008
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Chris Benoit

Arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all time. His matches are still widely available online: if you can stomach what he did, you must check them out.

Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.

Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.
Chris Benoit was the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Even the most heinous of crimes can't change this.
by Mr Harold June 14, 2010
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Chris Gaylor

Christopher James Gaylor
Born: April 19, 1979
The drummer of The All-American Rejects.
Very talented.
Super nice.
Hilarious.
One of the coolest guys ever.
by Melanie818 October 26, 2006
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Chris Bopp

He is a person you can count on. He's always there when you need him, and he'll always be there to pick you up when you're down. He's someone that once you fall in love with, you can't fall out of love. As hard as I try to forget about him, I just can't forget how he made me feel, how we were effortless together. He is a best friend, someone who's loyal, who you can trust with your life. He'll always be there.
That kid is so nice! He must Chris Bopp.
by Meging lover September 7, 2011
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