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Chainsaw wank

Only for those who are true hardcore mutha fuckas.
To beat one off with the aid of a chainsaw, or if truly a balla-ass nigga, duel chainsaws (2) SHALL BE USED TO RUB ONE OUT. boo YAH!

And it goes without sayin, being hardcore as fuck is perfectly acceptable comprimise for bloodloss.

Only the foolish or the brave but foolish or the hard as fuckin nails steps up to the chainsaw wank.
Bizzle dawg:
Oi don't mess with him, that blokes ard as fuck, has a chainsaw wank before breakfast.
Dooche Larou:
Fuck me!
by Jonny Bell May 25, 2008
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bang chain

hanging an air freshener off of one of your car's sideview mirrors to freshen up the world.
Did you see that guys coconut bang chain?
by dudududave October 12, 2009
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Daisy chain

A series of shots typically given to someone on their birthday.

These must be taken one directly after the other with no time in the middle to digest or wash down the previous shot.

Sequence is as follows:

1) Angostura Bitters
2) Tequila
3) Chartreuse
4) Jager Bomb
"Oh," said Charles, "my mates just offered to buy me a shot and it was a bloody daisy chain, I'm going to go to the toilet to spew. Biggest jizz kill ever!"
by The one and only A-Rod November 16, 2009
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chain gang

A group of the seven most amazing girls known to this world. They sing Jibbs "Chain Hang Low" wherever they travel to. This group is quite official; they even have a uniform consisting of little boys tshits and 24 inch chains. This group of gangers share this bond; its amazing. They have had the greatest coach for their cross country seasons.
"...do ya chain hang low, do it wobble to da floor..." is what the chain gang sings.
by A fellow ganger March 1, 2007
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off the chain

1) end of the disscusion, strait to bustin / fighting

2) spontanius excitment

3) chain weight of a gamedog ( pitbull ), to contest a dog without conditioning ( gamedogs have two weights chain weight and contest weight )
That skinny brindle dog aint got shit on my dog. Put your money where your mouth is and lets go off the chain.
by DeadGameHard September 25, 2010
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chainsaw

The act of pulling out a strand of anal beads from a females rectum with brute force, causing the female to let out a scream similar to starting a chainsaw.
Man that bitch wanted to be a freak with me, so I chainsawed that hoe!
by marty89 March 21, 2011
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west texas chainsaw

The act of ripping anal beads out of someones ass as though you are starting a chainsaw
Hey Nikki have you ever been west Texas chainsawed
by Sick kackis August 26, 2021
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