cat jesus

Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab
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Cat Turtle

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.
Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!
by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016
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Autism cat

A cat with Autism in Wilburgers youtube series of oblivion on YouTube
Me: "have you seen Autism Cat?"
My friend: "Saw him screeching a bit ago in the hotel."
by Dr Ebola Cat March 24, 2019
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cat's fanny

A term used to describe something much better than the Dogs Bollocks
Boy, that curry was the cat's fanny!
by paul bodycount September 09, 2005
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Dolly the Cat

A retarded 9 year old on the internet who completely ruins fandoms and your will to live. She cannot spell. she spells like this: Hiilo um a rtrdad 9 yar ol . She also has a extreme fetish for diapers, shit and urine. Stay away from this user at all costs. She also tries to kill people who dont like her on the internet.
Adam: Dolly the Cat sucks!
Everyone: I know right?
by TheNamesNebula June 19, 2019
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morris cat

The complete man. His last name is Morris so we call him Morris the Cat. Morris Cat was originally a tv icon for nine lives cat food. Now he is a living legend in our town. He even has an epic story written about him by Ben.
They call me General Morris Cat I make it my business to meow.
by Bobathy Bohemian March 26, 2008
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smash cat

when you heve aggressive sex with a girl.
dude i got hammered drunk last night and played smash cat with lauren.
by ken magnum September 17, 2009
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