Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.
by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023
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Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer
by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018
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Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)
You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!
by DropDeadJes July 22, 2011
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ovarian-cancers

Ovarian cancers are people who are scared to 1v1 better people than them,who tries to get 1st at everything and etc.
1st time that appeared was in the game Rush Team 2 when birddog and his army of cancers started conflict with the best player there-umnika and his best clan-umnite.From then people use that to mention all who are in the clan ,,OV-CAN" shorter.Real meaning is ovarian-cancers
Sup ovarian-cancers stop complaining for that you lost
Ovarian-cancer joined the game now we ll get cancer !!
Damn those ovarian-cancers people how they breath?
by umnika666 July 20, 2017
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no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*
G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?
by AntiNiggers1943 November 04, 2022
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curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult
me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting
by elderlythud September 11, 2021
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cancerous twat

Why do we have to deal with this cancerous twat
by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019
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