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Breaklast

The first time you party (get drunk, take drugs) after having a really bad hangover and swear it's the "last" time you'll do that.. (Similar to "breakfast", where you break a "fast".)
Two weeks ago...."Oh my god I feel horrible. That's the LAST time I ever do that"

Tonight...."It's time for breaklast!"
by KingKron March 30, 2009
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Breakfastage

A common word used to describe the sudden urge for eating a breakfast cerial while sheering sheep.

It can only be used when the person is craving a kellog's cerial and not any other brand.
Most commonly heard of on the island of lanzarote.
Mike: "dude, Mindie wasn't in bed this morning when i woke up."
Chris: "why not?"
Mike: "she sometimes wakes up feeling breakfastage and heads to the farm"
Chris: "oh ye, i get that too sometimes."
by hearthrob June 20, 2009
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Breakfast

Bob- "Can I have cake for breakfast?"

Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."

Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."
by Something like Susie September 26, 2012
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tremors breakfast

A morning meal consisting of simply bologna and beans. This comes from the movie "Tremors" in which Kevin Bacon assures Fred Ward that the previous morning they ate bologna and beans rather than eggs.
-"Wow you're a little smelly this morning. Say, what'd you have for breakfast?"
-"I actually had a tremors breakfast. You know, bologna and beans, like from that movie 'Tremors.'"
-"Gotcha."
by acrestare July 20, 2011
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Forgiveness Breakfast

-Bacon
-Waffles
-Eggs
-Hand Jobs
-Pancakes
-Orange Juice
-Muffin
I'm sorry for burning down your house man. Come over to mine tomorrow morning and I'll make you a forgiveness breakfast.
by Pr0sAndCon5 August 27, 2013
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Balanced Breakfast

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.
My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah
by NegroV2 May 29, 2016
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liberian breakfast

When you crack an egg in a female’s asshole, then obliterate her anally and insemenate her. Then, extract the semenated yolk from your penis and her ass with a turkey baster, put it on a frying pan, and mix it with your omelette or breakfast burrito that morning.
“I’m gonna give Cherry a huge liberian breakfast tonight
by AUTOEROTIC May 15, 2018
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