brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 6, 2010

backseat bagger

When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"

#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"

#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"

#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"

by This is true... July 28, 2010

Deusche Baggery

1. The process of acting like a deusce bag ( to behave like a bag of deushce)

2. Not somewhere youd like to work

Guys lets stop this Deusche Baggery.....Cant we all get along?

by Po Ivey September 11, 2008

two bagger

when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off

whow she's a two bagger

by hilly February 4, 2007

Tea Bagger

A person, usually on a CB Radio, who waits for the right time to insert a comment in someone elses conversation, thus changing the entire meaning of the sentence intent. This is done by a more powerful voice, signal, or a closer proximity to the hearer. Thus effectively filling the mouth and leaving embarassing virtual nut marks on the talker.

What was actually said "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I nailed the ball, I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

What everyone else heard due to a slick Tea Bagger "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I 'shit my pants', I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

Bigger person

To be the bigger person means to not argue with someone. However, being the bigger person automatically means that you have to have correct grammar and spelling if you do not have correct spelling and grammar you are automatically disqualified from this title.

Emma would've been the bigger person but she didn't use correct spelling or grammer

by Derrickl56 August 3, 2015

Boggart

To ruin something for someone else, or to use something up.

1. Dude you boggarted my game.(if someone messes you up while playing a video game)

2. Timothy boggarted all the chips

by Snife May 13, 2005