Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.

I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.

by dognuts August 31, 2023

Beard Boxer

A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.

She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.

by Gordy W. September 5, 2023

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006

clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

by satunge October 22, 2008

nal beard

a man or a womens hairy bum

" danng kayler has major nal beard ". " your dirty nal "

by gingey b! December 30, 2008

Muffler Beard

A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive

"ew look at him with his muffler beard"

by oh.my. February 5, 2010

magic beard

Slang word for an unshaved vagina.

God damn, that chick had a real magic beard.

by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010