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The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
by sofacall July 22, 2009
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Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with
Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"
by Pappa steve January 5, 2012
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Booger Bear

Southern.

1. An imagined monster. similar to the "Boogy man",(or, as in the south "Booger Man") except outdoors.

2. the cause of dog's agitated barking, when no obvious reason presents itself.

3. In a variation of tag, the player (usually a boy) who is "It" hides in the backyard, while the other players (usually girls) lock arms and skip around the house starting from the front yard, singing "Ain't no booger bears out tonight, 'cause Daddy killed them all"

...the "Booger Bear" then leaps from hiding and chases them.
a rustle in the underbrush, at twilight or after dark may be only the wind, or it may be a Booger Bear.
by Alaric23 May 14, 2011
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Boo Bear

Ramero will forever be my Boo bear <3
by Nessa Ramos July 31, 2008
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Yogi Bear

A line of drinks. Modified from the bear fight and lunchbox. Irish Car Bomb then a Jager Bomb then a Lunchbox.

Drink in a Row, don't stop.

1. Car Bomb

2. Jagerbomb

3. Lunchbox - 1/2 Pint of Light Beer - Drop in a shot of Amaretto topped with 151.

Originally named 2 Bears fighting over a lunchbox. You'll know why.
Let's do bear fights. Fun drink, but it got to the point where we could drink them without losing your lunch.

Add the lunchbox. Call it a Yogi Bear. Perfect. Most people can't finish it, let alone keep it down.
by nworbyxob March 26, 2013
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bear cough

a very loud, comical fart
Some old lady let out a bear cough during church, i almost pissed myself laughing so hard
by roflmhaowabrbaz April 1, 2011
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puss-bear

1. (Noun)50% puss, 50% bear
2. (Noun)generally used to describe a higly retarded, sour/over emotional human being.
"JEN, your such a puss-bear!!"
by wessers September 5, 2005
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