beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

by spo April 7, 2005

beach chair

A basic sex position in which the woman lays on her back and the man on top, but the woman places her legs over his shoulders, causing deeper penetration, very fun.

I was getting bored with missionary, so we tried beach chair, and it was much better.

by kkkkkkajajjajdonfnbgpooop June 20, 2009

barched

When you haven't been to the bar in like a week and are really craving overpriced drinks that are hopefully bought for you by a stranger who has no chance of seeing you naked tonight.

"I haven't been to a bar in days,
I'm feeling pretty barched."

by Kiahnkerz March 6, 2017

madeira beach

The best beach. It has the softest sand. The prettiest water. The hottest guys.

I went to madeira beach today and met a really hot guy!

by markisha June 30, 2008

Myrtle Beach

Basically Atlantic City, NJ for rednecks and hicks. I'll leave it at that

Hey Ya'll, wanna go down to Dirty Myrtle Beach, chew dip and get drunk as hell ya'll? Trump 2020 by the way.

by Straight Up Facts August 19, 2020

beach

a way of saying bitch in secret

She is acting like such a beach today.

by Tiandrea December 16, 2007

barch

1) Bachelor of Architecture
2) Bitch

1) I see you have a BArch
2) You are a barch

by Nick BDD July 5, 2006