carpet babies

Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.

Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.

by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004

dingle babies

dried-crusty seaman left covering ones vajina. The sick cousin of dingle berries exept harder to see there for usualy end up in some drunk guys mouth .

Every thing was going great at the red parrot until I took that girl home and got a face full of dingle babies

by chef killa s October 12, 2010

Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006

Barbeque

Smoking marijuana with your friends; a good sesh.

"I've got some steak, lets go have a barbeque in the third floor bathroom".

by Chefboyardee January 20, 2007

barber pole

An act during oral intercourse where a woman uses her tongue to wrap strands of saliva* around the man's penis.

*see liquid whiskers

Susan gave Westley such a messy blowjob, she was able to do the barber pole on him twice.

by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004

Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005