The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

Baking an ass

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.

"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.

by Kapenda53 November 8, 2009

Bake off

get out of my way .
move right now

YO G BAKE OFF STILL.

by anonymous_who? October 8, 2021

bake

to use a sunbed to achieve a nice tan

Tom: this sloot yesterday gave me some amazing slobber after she saw my tan!, lets bake again next week my dude

by INBRED RICKY November 5, 2018

plantisserie baked

A chic and trendy bakery born and raised in South Florida where you can order luxury, custom chocolate covered strawberries, cookies, cake pops, and more!

Warning: Plantisserie Baked may just be your new obsession

by plantisseriebaked November 22, 2021