baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015

calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016

Bakes

The nickname that comes from the last name Baker. Bakes can be a boy or a girl, and works well with either. Bakes' are quite the lads and she's very clever and accepting of the stellar nickname.

Girl 1- who's that?
Girl 2- Lehna?
Girl 3- Lehna?! It's Bakes now!!

by stellarstingers:) April 7, 2016

Shake'n Bake

When you smoke the last little bit of pot (marijuana) leaf left in the bottom of the bag.

The bag of pot is almost out so it's time to shake'n bake!

by rvjeeprat December 1, 2018

cookie baking

An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother

Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.

by iets December 3, 2018

Bake and Flake

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans

"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"

by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 8, 2018