Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.

Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.

by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020

Purple Button

Can read minds

Purple Button - brendan is a fgt

by BrendanIsAFgt December 14, 2016

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022

start button

The bottom-left button with a windows icon. When you click it, the menu and options jump out in seconds.

Click the start button to find files, games, programs, etc or shut down your computer.

by siff ess bee July 4, 2017

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

loose button

When your asshole is stretched out from years of putting vegetables in there.

I can’t really do yoga, due to my loose button.

by Darth_Wanderer February 7, 2025

Blue button

Pressing the blue button on messenger sending a picture of someone vaping to one of their parents when they’re not allowed to

Cole I swear I’m gonna press the blue button if you don’t climb out your window

by hudsonp.a January 21, 2025