blonde joke

Jokes short enough for men to understand

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by Blonde joke January 16, 2017

Strawberry Blond

Not a ginger. Strawberry Blonds do not consider themselves gingers, and will take that as an insult. Strawberry blonds are not weird and soulless like gingers, and can actually get a tan.

"Look at that ginger over there, I bet she is hella weird."

"Thats not a ginger, thats a strawberry blond, therefore she isn't a freaking weirdo"

by gtfomd January 9, 2019

Devastatingly Handsome Blond

When a man's shade of hair slowly changes from Bozo the Clown RED, to a shade resembling that of a fiery God, full of vigor, reeking of masculinity and power.

Darryl used to be a ginger, but lord almighty, he has changed into quite a Devastatingly Handsome Blond.

by DRK June 22, 2012

Blondeel

Someone who's always making up stories, claiming he "knows someone" who told him this. If asked about this person it turns out he just read about it on the internet
Hasn't got anything interesting to tell himself.

-I know someone who went to Woodstock!
*Oh come on, quit being such a Blondeel

by Dr. Krabblesnitch March 10, 2011

BlownCobraGirl

Eric's SweetThang and princess of the SVT world.

Haha.

Yeah, I'm the shizzle.

by Elisa September 24, 2004

blowned

variation of owned or own3d pertaining specifically to machines; totally, permanently, completely, fucked.

a combination of owned(destroyed) and blown (as in blown-up.)

see also fubar

"dude, your ride got blowned."

"dude, i ran it out of oil."

"dude."

by dave cole April 13, 2005

blogna

blogna or bologna: (pronouced bah-log-nah or bah-loan-ee) A slang term pronouncing a lack of sincerity; calling one's bluff; also, being "full of it"

You're full of blogna!

by LeeLou September 30, 2006