tone blind

inability to detect sincerity or sarcasm in a text

i was tone blind to her meaning, and i heard about it later

by TXKRIS March 05, 2018

garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.

It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.

by jpraxis December 01, 2010

blinded by clarity

When vision and reality collide.

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...

by Stefanie Durham January 13, 2011

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012