My bestie testie

Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.

He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.

by simpson_krissie August 12, 2008

beatie

Music that is overly concerned with beats per minute or has more of an emphasis on the beat than it has a right to.

We have the track from the IV cd, but do you know if there is an acoustic version; as I think we'd like that better since it's not so "beatie".

by Rex Lavender December 27, 2008

Beastiality

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, non-human animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry Porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually furry porn by definition isn’t bestiality. Furries are human(anthro) animals. Not that that matters, considering it refers to real animals like dogs and horses, not furries, pokémon, dragons, aliens, or monsters.”

by semennachos February 13, 2021

bastion main.

now alot of people hate bastion for alot of reasons. now i myself am a bastion main but not because im fat or i have no skill. no i can beat the crap out of u in overwatch. but bastion is a great character for noobs to get the feel of the game and then switch. of course i got addicted to the dopamine hits that u get as a bastion when u shred through people. but he does have uses on defense AND attack! now u might how how the fuck is he useful on attack. well its something thats called KILLING PEOPLE. u see like hanzo he can kill people fast. so if u need to get people off the payload well then pick bastion. trust me i have won hundreds of games bc of this strategy. stop hating on bastion. let people play who they want. one goddamn character isnt going to ruin overwatch. if anything its the community. full of toxic people. so it deters people who cant take all that much hate before shutting down. so it deters newer players and its toxic community reputation is often looked down upon. let people play who they want. and if u say bastion takes no skill, watch Bastion Main. that dudes fucking nuts.

bastion main.- hey did you see that clip by Bastion Main yesterday?

by zeldafans March 25, 2021

Beastiality

When hot girls are into ugly dudes.

Bro #1: Damn, she's so hot but what the hell is wrong with her taste in guys. Look at them beasts.

Bro #2: Beastiality ftw.

by yichiban November 27, 2010

bedtime bellow

Farting under the blankets, then using one leg to create a bed-sized bellow to transfer the stink to your bed-mate.

I knew my gas was bad so, despite the colateral damage, I gave my girl a bedtime bellow.

by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008

Beating It Up With Beats

To have sex while listening to Beats headphones by Dr Dre.

I fucked slow to a fast song, so I was Beating It Up With Beats

by NERF July 23, 2012