Dusty balls

A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.

Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!

Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.

Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!

by Shrekluvr69 April 26, 2016

balls on a plate

a guy that loses any sort of attractiveness due to excessive neediness, lack of backbone and/or overeagerness towards the female kind.

Everything was great and the next thing i knew he was balls on a plate. I had to change my number.

Brad is so balls on a plate, he had 5 kids in like a minute

by MPants January 18, 2008

Balls in yo jaw

MiddiWest
She wanna be my private dancer (The stripper anthem, baby)
My private deep throater
Let’s go (Let’s go)

Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)

Girl, you got a long tongue (Yeah), you can’t go wrong (Okay)
When you see me, you say I turn you on (Yeah, baby)
Always say (Uh), if I get a chance (Uh)
I’m gonna satisfy your needs (She say)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Get it, c’mon)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees (Yeah)
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Uh, let’s go)
Hit me up, all day (All day)
Talking about, how she gonna swipe me (Swipe me)
She says she just love, swallowing my babiеs (My babies)
She start doing me insidе my Mercedes
She love going up and down (Down)
She keep doing that “hm” sound (Make it turn up)
Lickin’ it (Uh), swallow it (Swallow it), gargle it (Uh)

Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)

Can i put my balls in yo jaw

by Me whenever: September 13, 2021

Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.

"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"

by russbag August 5, 2005

the balls and the butts

A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.

Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.

Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.

by Patrick G. April 29, 2008

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.

OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

by imahottentot June 21, 2010

red balls

1. Cocaine in a can as seen on Chappelle's Show.

2. Red Bull + Bawls. A great combonation loaded with caffeine.

1. Red Balls Got Me!

2. Man I drank some Red Balls/Bawls and I couldn't fall asleep until 7a.m.

by Rezuke February 25, 2005