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Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.
OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!
by John Pennington April 11, 2011
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hip attachment

Someone's best friend who's always around.
"Her hip attachment is going to be the best man at the wedding"
by fvondoom March 4, 2012
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Pap Attack

The female equivalent of a kick in the balls, when a woman is punched, slapped or kicked in the boob. The attacker will cry "Pap attack!" So everyone knows that they have been wounded.
Megan and Iona stood having a fight:
Megan: "You're a bitch."
Iona: "You're a dink."
Megan pulls back and punches Iona in the boob and screams, "Pap attack!"

Iona backs away holding her boob, growling at her attacker. Iona retreats to a safe distance with her arms crossed over her chest as to prevent another attack.
by Ghost in the Attic. August 8, 2013
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disorder attention seeker

a girl who pretends that she has a mental disease/disorder such as depression, anxiety, OCD, etc. to look cool or popular and/or receive special attention. very selfish and rude to people who were clinically diagnosed with the disorder
disorder attention seeker: im such a clean freak i think i have OCD!!!1111!!!!!111
by no snitchin November 2, 2014
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Fannic Attack

When you have a fangirl/fanboy panic attack over a significant event in their fandom or their otp/ships
Fangirl 1: "Omg! Did you hear that insert author released a new book?"
Fangirl 2: "I know right! I had a massive fannic attack!"
by Lassocelot March 14, 2015
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Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.
The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.
by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015
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Facebook Attention Seekers

Women who feel the need to post multiple pictures of themselves every day, air their dirty laundry in public, post RIP messages for dead relatives, and generally announce everything in their life on Facebook in order to get attention, sympathy and likes. Usually containing foul language and written by stupid teenage girls/stupid adult women who are unable to spell the most basic words in their posts.
Facebook Attention Seekers Example 1
Post: Sick of the people in dis town talkin bout me behind me back, if u got somethin to say do it to me face, ye durty bitchezz
Reply 1: u tell em girl, sum snakes in dis town, dirty cuntzz
Reply 2: i'm here for u babe xxx
Reply 3: sum scummy bitches girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 2
Post: Can't believ its 20 years since my Nanny died - I never met her but I still miss her loadz everyday xxx
Reply 1: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 2: U ok, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 3:
Post: How could he do did to me???? I hate my life !!!!!
Reply 1: U ok girl, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 2: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

etc. etc.
by ZUZU1 July 4, 2015
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