cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

ap bio

an AP class about biology. simple, right? some students find it easy but others find it to be absolute hell (depends on whether they have a thing for cells or not). there is a lot of stuff about cells. a lot. like a lot a lot. more than your average pleb high school biology class.

bob: "hey james, how's ap bio going for you?"

james: "i love it"

bob: "wow james you must really love cells!!"

james: "cells are the only thing i think about ms. smitherson keeps telling me that our school would not exist without cells i would say that i like math more but that's a lie ap bio has my heart and soul"

bob: "wtf is ms. smitherson doing to you guys"

james: "she tells us that heredity and protein transport are the reasons that we should love ap bio"

by skittishcatty December 9, 2022

Ape

Someone who acts in a goofy way and with slight stupidity, quite Neanderthal.
goofball, primitive, buffoon

Female version: Wape

Girlfriend: Stop you’re embarrassing me on this date, you are such an ape.
Boyfriend: I’m pretty sure you are being the Wape over here.

by The fab mysterious apez January 1, 2023

Ap

After party

let’s go to the Ap

after a dance there’s a AP

- After party

by notcass January 5, 2023

AP

A jewelry brand from Switzerland.

Rich the Kid: New bitch wanna fuck to my AP
Person 1: Wouldn't YOUR bitch want to fuck YOU?
Person 2: Yeah
Everyone: ......

by Eshay Bah November 17, 2018

D AP

Abbreviation of Dick Appointment

You can’t sleep in my bed tonight, I have a D AP

by cmitty December 3, 2018

AP Memery

Advanced Placement Memery. Qualifies when you have a high stage of deep knowledge and experience of memes. By this you can succesfully make memes without being cringey or normie. This ultimate stage of memery makes you a pro memer.

A: Woah you have AP Memery? That's cool!
B: Yeah I know memes a lot so yea
A: By the way do you know da wæ???
B: *facepalm* fuck I hate my life

by BrakeCoach December 12, 2018