Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Timsmug. Tim is a baller.
He‘s sexy, smart, masculin and disciplined.
If you have a Tim, don‘t let him go, you‘ll never find anybody like him again.
His personality is cute and he‘s confident.
His biggest dream when he grows up is becoming a basketballplayer.
He‘s sexy, smart, masculin and disciplined.
If you have a Tim, don‘t let him go, you‘ll never find anybody like him again.
His personality is cute and he‘s confident.
His biggest dream when he grows up is becoming a basketballplayer.
by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021
Get the Timmug. by _LEE_ December 14, 2023
Get the Tim momentmug. a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.
by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020
Get the Tim Jonassonmug. 
When you engage in the serial distribution of flying excrement into the back of one's mate's head after he is found fornicating with one's monogamously exclusive commited life partner, generally followed by bouts of semen, unless the challenge is accepted in which the two males joust to the death in a tournament for the hand of the unfaithful yet desirable whore bag over which the challenge was initially initiated.- (See jungle joust.)
He was devastated as he performed the Jungle Tim for his right hand man and his succubus lover wrapped in his once best friends embrace.
by LillithofHell December 3, 2023
Get the Jungle Timmug. Tim carries a big man figure with a considerate heart. Many friends know he is a sociable person who always shows his best side to the world; a few knows he enjoys tranquility and stability more. Though Tim wants a stable life, friends of him always want to take adventurous steps together, coz they truly believe he is a reliable and trustworthy companion.
Although a little indecisive, argumentative and shy of speaking their minds, Tim indeed knows well of what he wants, and he will really work them out. 'A man who gives too much to receive too little.', a sentence may often appear in his mind, but that won't be the truth :)
Tim knows everything and able to fix everything, fix both objects and people around. He is sometimes stubborn, but he will change in front of his friends, and that is undoubtedly, a very precious change indeed. He'll protect you, care for you, and rescue you even the world is collapsing. He will become an important person in someone's life coz he let people feel secured and simply, happy.
Although a little indecisive, argumentative and shy of speaking their minds, Tim indeed knows well of what he wants, and he will really work them out. 'A man who gives too much to receive too little.', a sentence may often appear in his mind, but that won't be the truth :)
Tim knows everything and able to fix everything, fix both objects and people around. He is sometimes stubborn, but he will change in front of his friends, and that is undoubtedly, a very precious change indeed. He'll protect you, care for you, and rescue you even the world is collapsing. He will become an important person in someone's life coz he let people feel secured and simply, happy.
by vibesclinic November 22, 2021
Get the Timmug.