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Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.
Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.
by yankee01 May 20, 2010
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Barking at the lawn

Vomiting.
As soon as he stepped outside of the bar, the bloke started barking at the lawn.
by AussieDr88 November 2, 2010
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look at tvs

Often used when a loose female is going over to a mans house to do it to him. She tells others that she is going to look at tv's but actually is being loose.
Sheri-I'll be back later.
Susan-Where are you going.
Sheri-I am going to go look at tvs
Susan-Ok I will see you in the morning
by funnyone78654 June 2, 2011
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Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv October 23, 2011
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shopping at the versace store

Referring to splurging on unnecessary items when funds are not sufficient.
Don't be feelin like you could go shopping at the Versace store when you still owe me money nigga.
by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013
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chilling at the space ship

Relax and be calm
Don't worry. Chill at the space ship. I'm always chilling at the space ship.
by Anderson Turis May 27, 2014
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It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
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