Australian picnic

Lunch down under ;)

Al fresco oral sex

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!

by SunshineRae February 17, 2019

australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019

Australia

Upside Down... That's It.

Australia, also known to the street people as upside-down land, is actual not upside down... Nevermind it is.

by THICKSBOI March 1, 2019

Australia

First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry

See what I did there

Mate, Australia is fucking nuts
Mate: yeah, lotta cunts there ain’t there?

by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019

Australian kiss

is like a french kiss but down under

man imma bang her good shes gonna love the Australian kiss to start it off!

by imanalien April 18, 2019

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Australian snowball

After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face

Friend 1: how was your date last night?

Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night

Friend 1: did anything else happen?

Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball

Friend 1: what's that?

Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me

by Cumming&going June 8, 2019