Slam Pig

Big fat ugly whore who thinks she is the hottest shit to ever touch the face of the Earth. In reality the only people who fuck her are drunk college kids who need an easy fuck at a party, or basically anybody desperate enough to fuck something so fat, so ugly, and so used up.

Dude, I can't believe Steve fucked that Slam Pig!" "I know man, but he was wicked drunk, he probably would've fucked your mother if it was his only option." "Fuck you man, she's dead!" "EXACTLY!

by Big Red36 November 22, 2010

pig in a blanket

an uncircumcised peen. having extra meat.

do you have a pig in a blanket? are u ashamed?

by purpie February 12, 2005

guinea pig

Any car exceeding the speed limit, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the "Guinea Pig" will get caught in any Speed Trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way.

I always look for a "Guinea Pig" when I have to drive through the city. It makes it so much easier to make good timing safely.

by Rawhide July 24, 2006

pig-titties

Titties that are the equivalent size of piggies.

John: Bruh, that girl over there got them PIG-TITTIES.
Shamal: Wuh?
John: Yeh, them tits is the size of piggies.

by ronkusheith May 22, 2010

Pig in a Blanket

When a guy get his penis sucked between his ass cheeks.

Sucked from behind... A man who asked to get his penis sucked from behind is usually fresh out of jail or straight up gay.

"you see the way my sausages looks between my buns? I call that my pig in a blanket..."

by The Ashley's February 14, 2012

pig digger

A man that likes to sleep with really obese women.

Jason was a pig digger.

by Chi-Town Kid September 12, 2014

Pig in a blanket

When you wrap a woman's long and stretched out beef curtains around a man's penis with the head peaking out. If it's that time of the month, it comes with marinara.

"Hey honey. Are you up for a pig in a blanket? How about with a side of marinara?"

by Brewman1919 August 18, 2017